Women!

Post by **v0id** » 11-04-06, 2:21 pm

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in NYC, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Emeralds_and_Ice · Post by **Emeralds_and_Ice** » 11-04-06, 7:39 pm

good one

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 13-04-06, 7:46 pm

heard several variations of that but its always funny.

rayster · Post by **rayster** » 01-05-06, 10:33 am

muhahahaha,thats soooooo very true too

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 02-05-06, 2:12 am

I've seen one on men. Same rules..

But no men got past the 3rd floor.

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » 07-05-06, 2:06 am

so does this prove that women are the biggest pain in the ass?
they why did they have to be made so beautiful?
so men would love them anyway???
/me runs for his life

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 21-01-07, 1:08 am

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » 21-01-07, 2:33 am

come on, this has to deserve more of an answer than a confuzzled smilie.....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 21-01-07, 2:55 am

Ok ok... I'll admit, the joke IS funny...

But, just for the record, I would have stopped at the 2nd floor if the men on that one did dishes...