
I don't mean films that were always destined to be crap anyway....... or some shit you saw on TV at 4 in the morning.......... I'm talking films you were really looking forward to seeing, you got pulled in by the hype.... and they turned out to be just shit on a stick

Here are a few I was looking forward to seeing........... unwrapped the Hollywood wrapping paper.... and was confronted with smelly turd within.........
The Matrix Revolutions (was kinda braced for this one after Reloaded)
The third Star Wars Movie (can't even remember what it was called. I think it was Phantom Menace........ with Jah Jah Binks oh god how could they kill my childhood like that)
A.I. (Kubrik could have made a great film......... unfortunatley he died and Steven Spielberg shitted all over his film with smelly shit-smelling turd
