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Barbie's new Beau

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:lol: Tis true. Just 5 months after she broke up with Ken (whom she was with for 43 years), Barbie has a new boyfriend. His name is Blaine. :badgrin:
Barbie's "people" explain that after so long together, the couple needed "quality time apart". Barbie wasted no time finding a new hook-up. With the help of nearly 2 million people, the California princess found comfort in the arms of Blaine. An Aussie surfer guy who happens to be the brother of Barbie's friend, Summer. He makes his public debut in July for a remarkable $14.99.
Ken could not be reached for comment. Rumors involving the hunky blonde surfaced last week that he was seen in Hollywood with a scantily clad Heidi Fleiss.
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i'm crushed :rofl:
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Ah.. don't be :lol: You have 'em lined up waiting on ya :wink:
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What they are not telling you: Ken has come out of the fashion consultant for the rich and flabby. The two will be having a ceremony after Barbie announces her new beau.
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The happy couple was bound to break up...
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he's not very cute
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He looks like the guys from A Night At the Roxbury!!!
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:rofl: OMGosh! he does!!!
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:lolol:

.. In an ironic twist, 4 months into the relationship, Blaine finally reveals to Barbie that he was only using her to get closer to Ken. It was Ken, after al,l who Blaine came from Austrailia to be with. Tune in to learn Ken's reaction to this dramatic confession....
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secret tape recording of Ken

oh my god, oh my god, oh MY GOD!!! I KNEW you loved me.. and not that trashy ho, barbie!! this was followed by what sounded like girlish giggling!
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:lolol:
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which was then followed by only squishing noises and what sounded like a cat dying
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eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
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They should make a liposuction barbie. You hook up a little hose and pump out the fat.
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oh gross...
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