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icecream which will help me...
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get a brain freeze and then i will be able to.....
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use my freezing powers to
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capture the hippies in a frozen state and....
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prevent the Vietnam war from
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ever occuring....somehow i ....
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traveled back in time? Ok, so now I gotta figure out how to get back to 2004. I realize that I am in DC. I march to the White House and demand to see the President. But he's not in (figures) so......
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I press the red button that launches
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the doomsday machine, or at least that is what the sign says. But actually it causes a secret door to open in the oval office. Behind the door is an intern in a sexy outfit holding a razor and asking if I wanted my monkey shaved. So I
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was about to say yes until Clinton walked in saying
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"Hey, my name is Bubba. What's up with the shaved monkey?" To which I replied....
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Well, I , uh, was going to have my monkey shaved, but since you're here, I would like to ask you a few questions... first, can you gimme a map to get back home, and second.........
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do you have any marajuana & rolling papers? I mean, we all know you didn't inhale, but might you still have some around. To my great surprise, he leaned down to a desk drawer and pulled out
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just a cigar... I politely declined *shudder* and went on my way thru the WH to find a way to get back home.. leaving the Oval office, I turned right and bumped into.......
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donald rumsfeld and he was drinking a slurpee....
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