30 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

Mr. Obi · Post by **Mr. Obi** » 02-01-07, 10:57 pm

1. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up!!"
3. Whistle the first seven notes of ItÃ†s a small worldÃ¶ incessantly.
4. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside ask "Got enough air in there pal?"
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting out
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Offer name-tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours up-side down
8. Lean over to another passenger and whisper "They're coming to get us".
9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you admiral.
10. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped go "plink"
11. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I've got a new pair of underpants on"
12. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back and say "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness"
13. Meow occasionally
14. Bet the other passengers you can fit a 20 cent piece up your nose.
15. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go!!", then sigh and say "OOPS"
16. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected
17. Holler "Chutes away" whenever the elevator descends
18. Walk on with an esky that says human head on the side
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM", and then move to the other side of the elevator.
20. Burp, and then say "Mmmmm, yummy"
21. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passenger "through" it
22. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your mobile?"
23. Say "ding" at each floor
24. Say "I wonder what these do?" and then press all the red buttons
25. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to everyone that this is your personal space, scream if anyone steps in it.
27. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger if they want to see whatÃ†s in your mouth
28. Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body"
29. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
30. Wear X-ray specs and leer suggestively at other passengers

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 03-01-07, 7:20 pm

I have read those before, but they're still pretty funny!

But what the hell is a 20 cent piece??

Mr. Obi · Post by **Mr. Obi** » 03-01-07, 8:23 pm

A coin, i guess, but still funny aterall, so read and get a good laugh...

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 03-01-07, 10:03 pm

.:VerTiGo:. wrote:I have read those before, but they're still pretty funny!
But what the hell is a 20 cent piece??

That's a teally cheap hooker.

Devlin · Post by **Devlin** » 03-01-07, 10:09 pm

voices of experience?

Mr. Obi · Post by **Mr. Obi** » 04-01-07, 12:47 am

I bet it is.. LOL

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 04-01-07, 1:37 am

Devlin wrote:voices of experience?

Hey if I were to charge I'd ask at least a buck.

midnight · Post by **midnight** » 04-01-07, 1:45 am

Peter wrote:
Devlin wrote:voices of experience?
Hey if I were to charge I'd ask at least a buck.

You want a male deer in exchange for sex? How's about I just refer to you as 'dear' and call it even?

OMG... did I just type that out loud?

I need a drink.

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 04-01-07, 1:49 am

midnight wrote:
Peter wrote:
Devlin wrote:voices of experience?
Hey if I were to charge I'd ask at least a buck.
You want a male deer in exchange for sex? How's about I just refer to you as 'dear' and call it even?

OMG... did I just type that out loud? I need a drink.

That's gotta be worth a buck

^_^ · Post by **^_^** » 04-01-07, 2:48 am

And here I thought somebody would have the decency to annouce that #1 should read get naket with a member of the opposite sex and proceed to 'do it'
See how many people refuse to get on at each floor when the doors open

Mr. Obi · Post by **Mr. Obi** » 04-01-07, 6:32 pm

30. Wear X-ray specs and leer suggestively at other passengers

Will give you an interesting view... LOL