gotta read this shit!

redrock · Post by **redrock** » 19-02-06, 6:20 pm

9i was reading the smoking gun and this came up read the contract

i dont know about the rest of the guys around here but this wouldnt fly at my house

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

midnight · Post by **midnight** » 19-02-06, 6:57 pm

Oh HELL no. I couldn't even read past the first page.

And yeah red, it would fly in my house... wadded up and in the trash can-- righ along with hubby flying out the door with my shoe up his ass. :twisted:

justme · Post by **justme** » 19-02-06, 7:03 pm

Can we say abuser....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 19-02-06, 7:40 pm

I won't say what I'm thinkin'.....

midnight · Post by **midnight** » 19-02-06, 7:43 pm

justme wrote:Can we say abuser....

Who, me? You can bet your sweep bippy that hubby would be abused after presenting me with that 'contract'.

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 19-02-06, 8:13 pm

it will fly............... up in smoke when i burn it!

midnight · Post by **midnight** » 21-02-06, 7:37 pm

I heard the radio personalities (female) talking a bit about this very thing this morning on the way to town... they weren't happy.

redrock · Post by **redrock** » 22-02-06, 1:52 am

atleast she didnt sigh it that wouldve made her look more stupid.......lol

you know she lived with that ass even after he presented that to her,right?

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 22-02-06, 1:02 pm

That is just the MOST ridiculous thing I have ever seen as far a man's expectations for his wife. SURELY that isn't real- I mean REALLY- HOW could a woman want to be with a man who thought like that? Stupid, stupid, stupid. His mom didn't hug him enough, I don't think..

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 22-02-06, 1:16 pm

or maybe she hugged him too much

midnight · Post by **midnight** » 22-02-06, 1:32 pm

She probably dropped him on his head.... multiple times. :dufus: :yup:

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 22-02-06, 4:05 pm

or not enough times

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 22-02-06, 5:19 pm

yeah, but we never saw what contract she may have made him sign. Maybe it was their "way"

redrock · Post by **redrock** » 22-02-06, 8:40 pm

starjeanne wrote:yeah, but we never saw what contract she may have made him sign. Maybe it was their "way"

good point maybe they are control freaks....lol :yup:

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 22-02-06, 10:07 pm

I would write rules that are easy for a guy to follow:

Like always leave the toilet lid up, chicks love this.

Try to get as little pee in the toilet as possible.

Wait until I enter the room to fart. That way I'll realize I am having an effect on you. <sarcasm>