ok this is the dumbest joke of all time

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ok this is the dumbest joke of all time

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what does Michael Jackson and Walmart have in commON?


Both have boys pants half off.
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hey i thawt of another dum joke.

Why was Jacko late to court today?


He couldn't bear to leave his kid's behind. :rimshot:

When he went to the hospital he said "I'm a little wore from sitting"

The nurse says I don't care who you are or where you're from, even if you are a Wore from Sitting.

another drum roll please. :rimshot:

JP Takes a bow.

I want to know he says, will I be able to sing after the nose job?

Sure, replies the surgeon.

"That's great, cuz I couldn't before."

audience throws rotten fruit at JP

Take Michael Jackons, please.... :lol:
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Most appropriate line from Jacko's songs:

Beat it beat it just beat it beat it beat it.


Now we know what he was beating all that time.

How do you separate the men fom the boys at Neverland?

with a crowbar.
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lordy lordy....lol....throws bricks instead,,...lol
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bricks are cool.
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made these bricks out of steel so they dont break so easily
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Jean Pool wrote: what does Michael Jackson and Walmart have in commON?


Both have boys pants half off.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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wow...lol...and we wonder why we go to hell?
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Who wonders?
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lol true. I sure dont
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I think I have reserved seating there.
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didnt know the had a Cafe................yet
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Well, where the Hell have YOU been? The Hades Cafe is one of many hot spots in the Valley. Reserved seating is recommended, however not necessary.
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