Death By Alcohol

Post by **v0id** » 03-02-05, 12:07 pm

A woman in Lake Jackson, Texas was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide for allegedly killing her husband... with a sherry enema. Pumping him full of two large bottles of sherry caused his blood alcohol level to skyrocket to .47 percent.

Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

Post by **T-Boyd** » 03-02-05, 2:13 pm

No thanks. I'll get drunk the traditional way.

And, um, ewwwwwwwwwwww

Bluahh · Post by **Bluahh** » 03-02-05, 5:36 pm

Dumbass. That side's for exit only.

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 03-02-05, 8:45 pm

yeah...but there are alot of freaks out there.....**ignore all the freakiness of me**

Post by **v0id** » 03-02-05, 10:08 pm

Its wasteing good booze is what s crazy. That and having a tube shoved up your ass

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 04-02-05, 12:58 am

Just goes to show you..nature takes care of the idiots.

Post by **T-Boyd** » 04-02-05, 3:03 am

Hope they used the cooking sherry!

Post by **v0id** » 04-02-05, 9:10 am

I don't even want to think that they recycled the Sherry

Post by **Sholix** » 05-02-05, 6:17 pm

He'd have thrown it up if she'd put it down his throat.
This way he absorbs more, and faster, coz he keeps it "down" so to speak.

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 06-02-05, 7:33 pm

yuch, that whole thing is disgusting

n7of9 · Post by **n7of9** » 08-02-05, 9:01 am

i think it's funny...stupid twisted dickheads!!!!

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 08-02-05, 4:13 pm

and once again the term "poo juice" enters the mind.

Post by **T-Boyd** » 09-02-05, 1:37 am

I was waiting for someone to bring that up.....

And the chance to use this smilie....

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 09-02-05, 2:44 am

oh my god it's raining like shit out there!

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 09-02-05, 6:45 pm

i think it's funny...stupid twisted dickheads!!!!

people doing stuff like that deserve what happens to them. BTW:love your avatar!