Dante's Inferno

Post by **Sholix** » 10-07-04, 5:39 am

Try this on for size. <span style='color:red'>Dante's Inferno</span>

I'm in Level I: Limbo
Level 1 - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

DoggyDelicious · Post by **DoggyDelicious** » 10-07-04, 8:26 am

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

<span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'>Posted Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:29 am:</span>

Well I think I'm in heaven

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 10-07-04, 1:10 pm

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Kind of describes life on earth.

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-07-04, 1:34 pm

Well, great...

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

I guess at least I getta hang out with Cleopatra..

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 10-07-04, 1:53 pm

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven

AJ · Post by AJ » 10-07-04, 4:55 pm

:pissed: The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -- ... hammer.

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-07-04, 4:57 pm

daaaaaang!

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 10-07-04, 7:44 pm

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I've got worse before.

Post by **Sholix** » 10-07-04, 11:40 pm

VerTi and DoggyDarlin, I'll dig a tunnel so you can get somma my light.

AJ I'm a skurred of you.

AJ · Post by AJ » 10-07-04, 11:43 pm

Can you dig down to level eight?

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 11-07-04, 1:34 am

And when you get chilly, you can have somma my heat!

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 11-07-04, 1:44 am

BURN !! BURN !! BURN !! muhahahhaa

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 11-07-04, 2:03 am

keep on.....

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 11-07-04, 2:04 am

not my fault you're in hell.

Post by **Sholix** » 11-07-04, 5:11 pm

I dunno AJ but I'll try.

Might take a while though coz I think I'll stop and visit with DoggyDarlin and VerTi for a spell.