Idiots From Around the Globe!

Post by **T-Boyd** » 31-03-04, 11:31 am

<span style='color:#ff0000'>Man Burned After Firing Rocket Inside Car!</span>

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Shannon Kramer's plans to fire a rocket toward his girlfriend went awry when the firework ricocheted inside his car and dived between his legs, bursting in a display that burned hair and skin from his feet to his groin, police said.

Kramer, 35, told The Florida Times-Union he lit a fuse on the 6-inch-rocket, but wasn't able to get it out the window of his Ford Mustang before it went off.

Seconds later, after the rocket blasted around inside the car, Kramer was burned and temporarily blinded.

"I thought I was dead," he said. "I couldn't see, I couldn't hear. I went to stand up and I couldn't walk."

Kramer said he suffered second-degree burns and a cut on one leg. His eyelashes and a lot of body hair are gone and an outline of his sandals is burned onto his feet.

Jacksonville police were called to the explosion about 9:30 p.m. Sunday and were told a man who had been threatening his girlfriend with a bomb had a mishap.

Kramer said he was only playing a prank and was intending to fire the rocket out the window as he passed.

Police referred the case to the State Attorney's Office, but prosecutors declined to charge Kramer, police spokesman Ken Jefferson said.

Kramer said the rocket, which resembled a bottle rocket, was the diameter of a golf ball.

"I had a couple but this was the biggest," he said. "No more of those."

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Not much use for a girlfriend NOW!!

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 31-03-04, 11:34 am

In my best Bugs Bunny voice......What a moroon.

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 31-03-04, 3:03 pm

Key words here:

HIS name is Shannon. He drives a Mustang. He was wearing sandals. Explosion. ("Hey y'all, watch'is...) Alot of body hair gone.. including his mullet?
Funkin' idiot.

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 31-03-04, 3:04 pm

Key words here:

HIS name is Shannon. He drives a Mustang. He was wearing sandals. Explosion. ("Hey y'all, watch'is...) Alot of body hair gone.. including his mullet?
Funkin' idiot.

:funnypost:

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 31-03-04, 4:36 pm

oh my frickin' gosh!

people are getting more & more stupid with every passing minute... i'm moving to mars

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 31-03-04, 4:43 pm

You go ri i i ght ahead...

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 31-03-04, 4:59 pm

'k... i'll send ya a post card when i get there!

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 31-03-04, 5:00 pm

okee dokee... I'll come visit as soon as I can afford a space suit.

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 31-03-04, 5:08 pm

okee dokee

Danny1810 · Post by **Danny1810** » 31-03-04, 5:16 pm

That'll teach him not to shoot off while driving

Post by **Sholix** » 01-04-04, 7:32 pm

naw Danny!
He probably thinks that the best orgasm he's ever had.

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 01-04-04, 9:47 pm

well... he is a man after all.

Danny1810 · Post by **Danny1810** » 01-04-04, 11:17 pm

enough of the man bashing today

Post by **T-Boyd** » 02-04-04, 12:06 am

Today?

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 02-04-04, 12:31 am

Why not just give them a man bashing forum?