You know how Texans and Alaskans always compete about which state is better and bigger? Well they do.
So a Texan goes into a bar up in Alaska, braggin' about how great being a Texan is. The Alaskan bartender says, "Well up here we don't consider you to be a man unless you rape an eskimo woman and kill a polar bear with your bare hands." So the Texan sets out to prove his manhood.
He comes back all cut up, barely hable to walk and says, "Now where's that Eskimo woman i has to wrastle?" :psycho: :2drunk:
[size=75]Its so hard to see when you're eyes are rolling in the back of your head. Its even harder to speak when everything you say jst comes out wrong.
-Atreyu
I hope that this is my last fit
I ought to want to stop to quit[/size]
[size=75]Its so hard to see when you're eyes are rolling in the back of your head. Its even harder to speak when everything you say jst comes out wrong.
-Atreyu
I hope that this is my last fit
I ought to want to stop to quit[/size]
[size=75]Its so hard to see when you're eyes are rolling in the back of your head. Its even harder to speak when everything you say jst comes out wrong.
-Atreyu
I hope that this is my last fit
I ought to want to stop to quit[/size]
