We could sell it to him, but pull one of those adopt a dolphin scams on him
We'd send him a certificate and photograph of Stonehenge........... and let him visit once a year. <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>*Visits must be booked 6 months in advance. Visit duration to be no longer than 30 minutes. Touching of the stones is absolutely prohibited.The once-a-year-visit offer expires after one year*</span>