Mucky Lymericks

Post by **v0id** » 08-09-04, 6:20 pm

Humpty dumpty sat on the bed
Little bo peep was giving him head
As soon as he came, she started to weep, she knew by the taste he'd being shagging the sheep.

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 09-09-04, 10:24 pm

R we supposed to add to it.

Post by **v0id** » 10-09-04, 12:22 am

R we supposed to add to it.

add to it, add your own limericks, just go with the flow

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 10-09-04, 1:18 am

When Pinnochio lied and lied,
His nose got bigger and bigger
Seeing this, Snow White cried:
"May I sit upon your trigger?"
Lifting her lace,
She sat on his face,
And cooed "Tell me you is my Wigger

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 15-09-04, 12:20 am

There once was a guy named Tboyd
Who proceeded to post at the Void.
He was so daft
Everyone laughed
And they are re reading all of Freud!

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 16-09-04, 4:54 am

There once was a girl yclept Cinnamon
Her favorite rapper was Eminem
When he made a rhyme
She was dancin' in time
To watch her it just cost the minimum.

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 16-09-04, 4:58 am

And then there was Doggy Delicious.
Unfortunately, he wasn't nutritious.
When he got bitten
They say he was smitten
The nice bite was never malicious.

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 16-09-04, 5:02 am

And what can be said of Jean Pool?
She's forever paying the fool.
Somewhat delirious,
Never quite serious.
And she thinks that her genes are too cool.

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 19-09-04, 4:57 am

hey, where's a lymerick for me?

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 20-09-04, 11:59 pm

I would write one but I'm afraid I don't know how these work...lol

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 21-09-04, 12:38 am

well, just be creative. i've been trying to think of one for Night Angel, but nothing rhymes with Angel. Maybe we could use Angel of the Night that'd be more to work with, or Jasmine.

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 21-09-04, 1:22 am

I got it! Blake-like.

Angel Angel burning bright
in the forum of the night
what illustrious hand or eye
dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Post by **T-Boyd** » 25-09-04, 9:02 pm

You are way too creative for me, JP.

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 27-09-04, 7:29 pm

Oh I didn't know it was as simple as making some words rhyme..lol. I thought it was like Shakespeare's Iambic Pentameter or something..lol