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Jean Pool
Am I there Yet?
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by Jean Pool 08-09-04, 4:45 pm
I like to get a note for the teacher and say my son had diarrhea and then dribble coffee here and there on the note to simulate poo juice.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
.:VerTiGo:.
I HAVE no life
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by .:VerTiGo:. 08-09-04, 6:17 pm
AAACK!! There's that word "poo juice" again!
I usually can't find my keys.. or my alarm didn't go off... or there was a wreck- which doesn't work well now that I live less than a mile from the hotel..
C-Dub
Aiming for Minion Status
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by C-Dub 08-09-04, 7:46 pm
couldnt find a parking spot ... used by me and the 15 other people behind me ... its a very popular excuse this semester ... seeing as if u dont pick up someone walking to their car u wont get a spot
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G.O.D
Voids my hero
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by G.O.D 08-09-04, 7:51 pm
hehe I would use that as an excuse but we get assigned ones. (C-Dub's one)
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T-Boyd
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by T-Boyd 13-09-04, 10:44 pm
Overslept...which isn't an excuse, but reality.
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v0id
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by v0id 13-09-04, 11:12 pm
Heres one excuse I've used for not arriving at work until lunchtime (13:30)
*burp
Lynne
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by Lynne 13-09-04, 11:27 pm
Late: I couldn't get into my locker or so-and-so teacher was discussing so-and-so with me and held me up.
CinnamonGirl
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by CinnamonGirl 14-09-04, 2:21 pm
AAACK!! There's that word "poo juice" again!
I fear that we will be forever haunted by the poo juice. *sigh*
Let's see......trains were fucked up, subway was fucked up, somebody fucked up on the train or subway hence causing a delay.
Remember people...the KEY to a good excuse is to blame it on SOMEONE ELSE.
Thank you for your patronage.
T-Boyd
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by T-Boyd 15-09-04, 1:02 am
Well, I AM in the process of teaching the cat how to disable the alarm clock.....
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Jean Pool
Am I there Yet?
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by Jean Pool 15-09-04, 1:22 am
There was a power outage and my alarm didn't go off. Plus all the clocks were beeping so I had no idea what time it was.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
