A Tavern Joke--Posted in the "Tavern" section.

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 09-07-04, 11:18 pm

The story goes that a popular tavern got a robot to work as the
bartender. A patron came in and the bartender asked him what his IQ
was. He responded, "150" at which point the robot started to discuss
quantum physics with the guy and moved on to the symbolism of Dante's
Inferno.

The patron was amazed, got up and left and immediately returned to the tavern. The robot asked his IQ and he said, "100" at which point the robot started talking about sports, the two line illegal pass in hockey and so
forth.

Again the patron was amazed. He left and returned once more. The robot
asked his IQ and was told it was 50. The robot looked at the patron
and said, "So, are you going to vote for Bush again?"

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 09-07-04, 11:33 pm

Post by **T-Boyd** » 10-07-04, 12:05 am

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 10-07-04, 12:07 am

it's not THAT funny, T..... *sigh*

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-07-04, 12:50 am

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 10-07-04, 2:12 am

And I said, "Canadians can't vote in the USA you stupid robot".

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 10-07-04, 2:33 am

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 10-07-04, 3:54 am

And I said, "Canadians can't vote in the USA you stupid robot".

wouldn't it be strange if the robot then said "In the future they can"

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 10-07-04, 4:00 am

or, how about, then you must be a genius, that's 50 c.

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-07-04, 12:27 pm

well.. this thread turned out pretty lame...

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 10-07-04, 1:13 pm

nothing surprising about that, v.

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 10-07-04, 1:43 pm

I thought it was kinda funny.

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-07-04, 2:01 pm

well, the joke was..

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 10-07-04, 3:55 pm

actually, it was lame too

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-07-04, 4:26 pm

just cos you're a Bush fan