A 'sniglet' is a word that isn't in the dictionary, but should be...
Opling (op' pling) - n. The act, when feeding a baby, of opening and closing one's mouth, smacking one's lips and making "yummy" noises, in the hope that baby will do the same.
Carcreak - n. Those crackling, tinkling, creaky noises your car makes after you park and turn it off
Napression Marks (n): Those indentation lines on your face created by your bedding when you when you wake up.
Woowad (wew' wad) - n. Giant clumps of stuck-together rice served at Chinese restaurants.
Methylphobia (meth il fo' be uh) - n. The fear that you are going to have to pay for the one cent you over-pumped at the self-service station.
Rignition (rig ni' shun) - n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running.
Mopeeps (moh' peeps) - n. People compelled to look through the curtain opening of your motel room as they pass by.
Nevitts (nev' itz) - n. The sandpaper-like deposits on a cat's tongue.
Umbrace (uhm' brays) - n. The small strap that holds an umbrella in place.
Baldage (bald' aj) - n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
Upuls (yu' puls) - n. The blank pages at the beginning and end of books, presumably placed there so you can rewrite the ending.
Exaspirin (eks as' prin) - n. Any bottle of pain reliever with an impossible-to-remove cotton wad at the top.
Beavo (bee' vo) - n. A pencil with teeth marks all over it.
Fictate (fik' tayt) - v. To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption they can hear you.
Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew' kuh sy dal ten' den seez) - n. The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth.
Musquirt (mus' kwirt) - n. The water that comes out of the initial squirts of a squeeze mustard bottle.
Cubelo (kyew' beh lo) - n. The one cube left by the person too lazy to refill the ice tray.
Blurfle (bler' ful) - v. To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops
Petonic (peh ton' ik) - adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
Glackett (glak' it) - n. The noisy ball inside a spray-paint can.
Neutron Peas (new' tron peez) - n. Tiny green objects in TV dinners that remain frozen even when the rest of the food has been microwaved beyond recognition.
Frankfluid(frank flew' id) - n. The liquid at the bottom of hot dog packages.
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awesome, that was some great posting! lol
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