Tavern After Hours

Post by **T-Boyd** » 29-06-04, 10:31 am

Just sitting here on this barstool, pondering life.....

Wondering who's gonna clean up all this mess.....

Will the band show up tomorrow?

Why doesn't facial hair grow ALL OVER the face?

Just WHO was that dude in the tight Levi's?

I really ortent've had that last drink....

Wonder if the cops are patrolling?

Kinda getting hungry....wonder what's in the fridge?

My back itches.

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 29-06-04, 10:42 am

*watches casually as T ponders the idea of scratching his own back...*

....

DoggyDelicious · Post by **DoggyDelicious** » 29-06-04, 11:11 am

*wakes up under a table and wonders whose stupid idea it was to hit the absynthe last night*

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 29-06-04, 11:46 am

Absynthe??! Whoa..

no wonder you woke up under the table.. actually- its a wonder you woke up at all..

Post by **T-Boyd** » 29-06-04, 12:26 pm

A bit of the hair of the dog that bit ye?

DoggyDelicious · Post by **DoggyDelicious** » 29-06-04, 12:33 pm

Not a bad idea.... maybe I'll go for a different breed today though

Post by **T-Boyd** » 29-06-04, 12:35 pm

*slides an Appletini down the bar to Doggy*

DoggyDelicious · Post by **DoggyDelicious** » 29-06-04, 12:47 pm

*is so hungover his delayed reactions means he misses the glass by about 10 seconds........... even after the glass has smashed on the floor doesn't realise I missed it*

*lifts his hand up to his mouth to drink............ *

what happened to my drink?

What kind of bar is this?!!!

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 29-06-04, 12:49 pm

*on the floor vigoruously licking up puddle of Appletini*

DoggyDelicious · Post by **DoggyDelicious** » 29-06-04, 12:52 pm

Damn wheres your dignity girl!?

*hands Verti a straw*

Post by **T-Boyd** » 29-06-04, 12:55 pm

A sponge soaks up more...then, wring it into a glass!

God! I AM an alcoholic!

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 29-06-04, 12:58 pm

Dignity? Doggy.. shame on you asking something so personal!

Ah.. a sponge!

GOOD idea.. :huh: I think only a true Alky would know about such measures!

DoggyDelicious · Post by **DoggyDelicious** » 29-06-04, 1:30 pm

*pulls out his sponge collection*

This ones for spirits......... this ones for cider and beer......... this ones for dairy based drinks....... this ones .......... oh oops thats my Ducky Dynamic bath sponge

Post by **T-Boyd** » 29-06-04, 1:37 pm

You got one of those, too???

He's my *ahem* special friend!

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 29-06-04, 1:37 pm

*walks in with morning crew to clean place up*

*sees everyone still hanging around, hungover or still drunk*

*puts quarter in Jukebox, turns sound ALL the way up*

*I get knocked down, but I get up again, Never gonna keep me down*

That ought to wake them the hell up & get them outta this bar so I can clean it!!!