The Longest Story :D

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-06-04, 5:57 pm

and sprinkled some on my lap so's the bees wouldn't bother me. After Beehive Man passed by me, I noticed a small child staring at me from the seat in front of me. Instead of telling him to turn his ass around, I....

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 10-06-04, 11:48 pm

yelled at his tranvestive grandmother to spank him with a

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 11-06-04, 11:46 am

( #-o .. jeezus...)

to spank him with the little paddle she carried for when he was outta control, but she told me ......

this story has went SO far out...

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 11-06-04, 4:12 pm

That I needed to wake up and get back to the real world

(There, we're back to the real world now V

)

Post by **v0id** » 14-06-04, 10:26 pm

..but alas, I found myself awake in...

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 15-06-04, 11:36 am

a beat up, old Volkswagan Beetle. The back seat was filled with neatly folded paper bags. Turning to my left and noticing a large man, I carefully and slowly reached out to touch him when..........

Post by **v0id** » 15-06-04, 11:57 am

..he sprang to life, I let out a girly scream before clubbing him over the head with a piece of chicken. He lay dormant, just laying there, so I.....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 15-06-04, 12:22 pm

...looked for his wallet to see who he was and WHY I was there. Unfortuately, the only thing I could find was a coupon for 1/2 off at Subway. Since I don't eat Subway, I left the coupon with hima nd tried to ease my way out of the car... just my luck, the door is jammed and I have to climb out the little window. So.....

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 15-06-04, 1:24 pm

I went to roll it down but it was jammed and I had to bust it out with something.....looking around all I could find was what appeared to be a collection of child mannequin legs. Didn't have time to think about it so I grabbed one and smashed the window and climbed out but caught my pants on the broken glass and......

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 15-06-04, 1:30 pm

my pants ripped leaving me exposed to the world. I quickly grabbed

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 15-06-04, 1:39 pm

for the neatly folded paper bags in the backseat and tried to make a makeshift skirt for myself but....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 15-06-04, 3:06 pm

from inside the bag a green fog wafted thriugh the air. Trying not to breathe in its intoxicating scent, I threw the bag down and tried to run away. Even though I was still exposed, I made it across two blocks to find a large golden key. Picking it up, a wave of dizziness overtook me and..........

Post by **Sholix** » 15-06-04, 3:21 pm

I woke to find myself fully clothed, but in this really gorgeous antique formal gown.
I slowly looked around and discovered I was on a divan in what appeared to be a huge "hall"...

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 16-06-04, 1:54 pm

and I realized that I was not alone...there were others in similar dresses and I thought I heard the call of an auctioneer. It appeared that there was some sort of auctioneer going on and ..................

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 16-06-04, 7:54 pm

I wound up in Africa but wait! I was just dreaming after reading a history book