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I was in
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prison for attempted murder. Some stupid little Leprechaun asked me too many questions so I hit him over the head with a hammer.
Any more questions?

To which he replied.......
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Yes Indeedy I do! How do I get to stripperland where all the strippers take off pantyhose and strangle idiots like you with them? To which I replied
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follow your nose....
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to fruitloops and you shall find
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a decoder ring inside the box. this will give you a secret message that you have to decode from these letters "lkahjgjnjibvehirgbvhjkzb". i got the decoder ring and the message said.....
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"Victor loves Jasmine". I pondered this message and found it was the answer to a question which rewarded me with tons of gold which I used to buy
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a plane ticket to go see....
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dancing penguins on fire!, I've always wanted to
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to know what the penguins wore to prevent scarring. Now was my chance. However, while boarding the plane, I was asked to step aside so they could do a cavity search... to my horror...
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I had completely forgotten about the bag of weed I stuck up my ass so as to not lose it. I panicked and said.....
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"I've got a really bad case of bleeding hemorrhoids so.....take your chance."

The search was called off and I....
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thanked the good Lord cause that weed was really up there good. I found my seat on the plane when I noticed coming down the asile was.....
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a man carrying a beehive on a stick. this angered me so i....
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picked up a can of beans and
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