The Longest Story :D

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 27-05-04, 6:23 pm

and when he smiled his teether were blue. So I skirted around him (I just didn't feel like talking about WMD w/Rummy) and ran down the hall. I took a left at the end of the hall and suddenly found myself face to face with

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 27-05-04, 6:30 pm

the ghost of abraham lincoln! he told me that there was a secret treasure hidden somewheres under the white house and i had to find it otherwish his spirit may never rest, so i decided that i should....

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 27-05-04, 6:34 pm

really get the hell outta this haunted place. So, I jumped out the nearest window and ran across the White House lawn. When I got to the fence, I realized I couldn't climb by myself, so I turned around to look for help and I saw

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 27-05-04, 6:35 pm

my shaved monkey and janet reno! they helped me get over the fence and my monkey slipped between the bars. i waved bye to janet reno but not before i gave her....

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 27-05-04, 6:37 pm

a tube of bubblegum pink lipgloss and told her to let her hair grow a little and get contacts. So, I grabbed the monkey and headed for the Lincoln Memorial. I figured there'd be taxi's & buses around there. We were crossing the street when suddenely

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 27-05-04, 6:40 pm

my monkey grabbed a pigeon and started screeching wildly while flailing it's arms in the air! i began to run to the nearest....

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 27-05-04, 6:44 pm

petstore to buy

Night_Angel · Post by **Night_Angel** » 27-05-04, 7:33 pm

catnip to try and calm the little beast. i came back to find that the monkey was now....

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 27-05-04, 9:03 pm

a highly evolved simian who turned his nose up at catnip, saying where is the

Post by **T-Boyd** » 27-05-04, 10:56 pm

"key to my cabana? I could've swore I left it on the chaise! Nevertheless, I'm in the mood for a banana daiquiri. Think I'll travel to....."

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 27-05-04, 11:04 pm

Grand Bahama Island. I run to Dulles International Airport and miraculously there is enough on my credit card for a ticket. So, I say goodbye the shaved monkey and head off to a new adventure. I figure I should be able to score some good pot & lots of papers on the island. I find my seat on the plane and while waiting for take off, you will NEVER believe who sits in the seat next to me....

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 27-05-04, 11:11 pm

He was David B! the guy who plays Angel, I asked him where he was going and he replied

Jean Pool · Post by **Jean Pool** » 28-05-04, 12:20 am

"I'm going crazy! Wanna come with me?" His eyes were doing spirally things in his head. If he were a slot machine I'd a sworn he was about to pay off. So I shook his hand and reached into his jacket pocket where I found...

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 28-05-04, 12:02 pm

his set of vampire vangs which he used to

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 28-05-04, 12:12 pm

(vangs?

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Which he used to open the pack of courtesy peanuts given to him by the hot little stewardess. Feeling a bit hungry myself, I rang the bell for service only to discover...