New Miranda Rights???

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 25-05-04, 1:16 pm

<span style='color:#0024ff'>NEW MIRANDA RIGHTS. I LIKE THESE BETTER!</span>

Revised Miranda Rights

You are under arrest and....

1. No, I don't care who you are.

2. No, I don't care who you know.

3. Yes... you DO pay my salary.

4. Yes... you CAN have my job.

5. No, I don't have anything better to do.

6. Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.

7. No, I am not picking on you because you are_____(fill in).

8. No, I can't give you a break.

9. No, I don't know your friend, Officer _____(fill in).

10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.

11. Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again.

12. No, we can't talk about it.

13. Yes, it DOES make me happy.

14. Yes, you WILL see me in court.

Thank you, have a nice day.

Your Arresting Officer __________(fill in)

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 25-05-04, 1:21 pm

:rolol: Noice one Merideth.

Did ya get that from hubby Rick? :police:

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 25-05-04, 1:32 pm

no, not from hubby Rick. from hubby Ron!

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 25-05-04, 1:33 pm

Dang.....sorry. *buries her head in sand*

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 25-05-04, 1:34 pm

s'ok. i get them confused too.

just kidding

i never confuse them

LOL

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 25-05-04, 1:35 pm

:goodnight:

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 25-05-04, 1:45 pm

Those are funny...
LMAO @ the confusing of names..

*pulls Cin's head outta the sand* Don't do that to your hair, sweetie..

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 25-05-04, 1:48 pm

Thanks V.

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 25-05-04, 1:51 pm

I got your back.

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 25-05-04, 2:00 pm

:ditto:

Post by **T-Boyd** » 25-05-04, 5:30 pm

And I got your front.

Don't know what I'll do wif it tho.

Post by **v0id** » 25-05-04, 6:01 pm

Mirander???

G.O.D · Post by **G.O.D** » 25-05-04, 7:04 pm

that's what it is after 9/11

Another reason why I don't like the American Gov't sometimes..

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 25-05-04, 7:28 pm

And I got your front.

Don't know what I'll do wif it tho.

Don't know either T....

Post by **v0id** » 25-05-04, 7:30 pm

*would have some ideas

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