said that it was illegal to sell leprechaun candles without a license and that i would need to come downtown with them. I was really scared b/c of the pot in my pocket so i threw the lep at them, grabbed my monkey and
took off like a bat outta hell....running to my car....tossin the monkey in and throw'in that baby into drive. I assumed we had made a clean getaway when all of a sudden.....
park and tried to look natural with my monkey but some nosey kid came up and was like, "Gee, is that a monkey?". I was like, "No, it's turtle! Don't ya know the difference?". So a smacked him and told him to get lost when.......
he pulled out a 9mm on me. F***ing punk, didn't he KNOW who I was?? Apparently not. SO my monkey jumps on his head & starts pulling his hair & beating on him & stuff. So, I grab the kids gun and
smacked him again.....a good one this time.... since the last one was more of a sissy kind a slap.....told him to fuck off or my monkey was gonna really kick the shit outta him when outta the blue......
[size=84][i]"One who knows nothing can understand nothing." Ansem~Kingdom Hearts
"Pray to me that they don't... pray to me anyway..." ~Eternal Darkness
"Are you trying to fight me... Or entertain me, Little One?" ~Eternal Darkness[/i][/size]
flagged down these hippies rolling by in their old beat up VW bus. They said they didn't have any papers either, but I could hitch a ride w/them cause they were going to get some. So, I jumped in. Much to my surprise sitting there in the van w/the hippies was none other than
and surprisingly, he had the lep in his pocket. i got angry because the lep/candle was really starting to annoy me by popping up everywhere. i decided to light the wick and let that bitch burn! as soon as the lep/candle was completely gone, i realized that the monkey had a bong. i loaded a bowl and we smoked weed untill we passed out and when we woke up, we were on a ferris wheel. i decided to go get some cotton candy and noticed that the monkey was now shaved and the damned hippies took my....
[size=][i]"They think, but they don't know. If they knew, I'd already be dead." - Carlito Brigante : Carlito's Way[/i]
[i]"You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes, you know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be." - Tony Montana : Scarface[/i][/size]
shoved a piece of wick into his head and tried to pawn him off as a candle in the arena parking lot........until the cops showed up and.....
