Quotes----thread

rayster · Post by **rayster** » 11-03-04, 8:19 am

Why bother being normal...When everybody else is too screwed up to notice

fuzzster · Post by **fuzzster** » 10-05-04, 3:40 am

He who laughs last...didn't get the joke!

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-05-04, 12:14 pm

if at first you don't succeed... try something else.

fuzzster · Post by **fuzzster** » 11-05-04, 3:46 am

if at first you don't succeed...destroy all evidence you tried!

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 11-05-04, 11:39 am

even better!

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 11-05-04, 11:43 am

Men are like a box of chocolates, the good ones are gone and no one wants the ones that are left.

fuzzster · Post by **fuzzster** » 11-05-04, 7:58 pm

pour a little chocolate on the ones that are left and then we will talk!

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 11-05-04, 8:48 pm

pour a little chocolate on the ones that are left and then we will talk!

oh reeeaaallllllyyyyyy, i know someone who will find THAT every interesting!

Post by **T-Boyd** » 11-05-04, 8:49 pm

*fills bathtub with Hershey's syrup*

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 11-05-04, 8:50 pm

and that would be the someone

Post by **T-Boyd** » 11-05-04, 8:51 pm

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 11-05-04, 8:53 pm

back to the quotes:

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for one day. If you teach hiim to fish he'll come home every night smelly and expect someone else to clean his fish!

fuzzster · Post by **fuzzster** » 11-05-04, 10:01 pm

a very wise hooker once told me his philosophy on life. it goes like this...

Why give away what you can sell?

Post by **T-Boyd** » 11-05-04, 10:42 pm

a very wise hooker once told me his philosophy on life. it goes like this...

Why give away what you can sell?

Take a check?

fuzzster · Post by **fuzzster** » 11-05-04, 11:01 pm

yes...but i need something for collateral until it clears with the bank.