Just got back from Afganistan where I met with Osama who now feels he has done his duty. He would like to convert to christianity and needs my help to start a crusade through Africa.
We fly out to Nigeria on Toosday.
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# 4785996632000.
Having decided my life was not as fulfilling as I had thought, I ran off to the Amazon to try to find myself. I encountered many interesting creatures and battled an anaconda. But not before he ate my guide. I paddled up river alone, tired and hungry. When I found civilization, I searched for anyone who spoke English. But I could find no one. I made my way to the small airfield. I then hijacked a plane, and flew home.
That plane makes a pretty good clubhouse in the backyard for the boys.
I played the TN Lottery over the weekend, and miraculously won $2.3 milliion dollars. After taxes, I only pocketed about 1.6 mil, but that was enough to buy the house of my dreams, a Hummer H2, and a husband that wants a family. I have purchased my doctrate and will be going to Hawaii tomorrow in search for a vacation home.
