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Grape bent down reeeally close to him and said "boo".. the teenager passed oot and I used the restroom. After exiting Mickey D's, I noticed Grape was no where to be found and I had unfinished business to attend to. The sun was out and it was getting warmer by the minute, so...
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since I was still on the lookout for some rolling papers to smoke those banana peels I headed off to find.....
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(oh, yea.. it WAS banana peels :lol: )

My friend Sparky who always, withoot a doobt (haha) had papers. I was only block away from his house when I heard a loud thump. Turning around, I noticed..
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a wild elephant was on the loose and headed right this way so I......
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dug around in by bootybag and found my pet mouse.
I set Mousey down on the ground between me and the elephant, and then I took off running down the street.

Soon I came to Sparky's house and went up the front steps only to find...
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that he wasn't home but his mom said that it would be ok if I came in and waited for him to come back. She asked me.....
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If I'd like something to drink and I said yes, but as I watched her pull a pitcher from the fridge I started thinking of the JonesTown Masacre. :wink:
To my horror I saw it was indeed grape kool-aid she was pouring into a glass...
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and as she approached me with what I was sure to be a poisonous concoction I slapped the glass outta her hand and she was like.....
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" you ungrateful little bitch..... that was my best homemade sangria.. and the last of it too" then she threw the empty pitcher at me and i .....
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deflected it with my cat-like reflexes and lunged for.....
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the door.. temporarily forgetting why i was really there... as i ran down the hall i crashed into sparky... who asked....
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"Hey....whatcha runnin for? Do ya need some papers?" So I.....
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nodded yeah and followed him into his room for the papers.
We were rolling a couple when his mom finally caught up to me and started banging on the door...
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so Sparky yelled, "What the fuck do you want now?"....
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"Just to let you know, dear, that I have made another pitcher of "sangriiia" if you are thirsty..." I was thirsty, but not really comfortable with drinking anything she just made seeing how only moments ago she was chasing me with a vengeance, so I ...
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