The Longest Story :D

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 01-04-04, 2:38 pm

kicked her right in her good eye.. which wasn't so good afterall, cos it ...

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 01-04-04, 3:01 pm

exploded and got eye gunk all over my........

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 01-04-04, 4:19 pm

brand new sneaks which really pissed me off and made me yell, "Bitch! You got your eye shit all over my new sneaks! You best start cleanin it up!" So she.....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 01-04-04, 5:06 pm

bent over and licked her eye goop off my new kicks. After that she leaned over and tried to kiss me, but my cat-like reflexes were too quick for her and...

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 01-04-04, 5:16 pm

i ran like hell to get out of THAT strange ass situation.. as i ran around the corner i ran into........

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 01-04-04, 5:22 pm

The Great Grape Ape. His knee really hurt my head, and I fell down. Before I had a chance to get back, tho...

Merideth · Post by **Merideth** » 01-04-04, 5:28 pm

he whisked me up onto his shoulder and started .....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 01-04-04, 5:30 pm

speaking Hungarian. Without warning, a large DoDo bird swooped outta the air and picked me up by my shirt...

(If ANYONE mentions to me that Dodo's are extinct OR that they did not fly, please be aware of the fact that the Great Grape Ape was NOT Hungarian)

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 01-04-04, 5:51 pm

which, was my favorite one that I got at the Metallica concert...which of course pissed me off again and then I heard a terrible ripping sound and realized.........

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 01-04-04, 6:02 pm

That not only was my shirt ripped, but also my freakin arm. Feeling faint, I started to slide off of Grape Ape's shoulder, but he grabbed me and made sure I was okay. Then he reached for the Dodo...

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 01-04-04, 6:08 pm

choked that fucker out.....threw him to the ground and began to.....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 01-04-04, 6:20 pm

stomp on him. The last Dodo in the world had just met his match. After killing the bird, Grape Ape picked it up and ate it. Gagging, I told Grape Ape (mysteriously in Hungarian) that I needed to use the restroom so...

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 01-04-04, 6:22 pm

he looked around and we saw a McDonalds and headed that way but we were stopped from using the restroom by a pimply-faced teenager who said......

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 01-04-04, 6:24 pm

Hey shoo guysh can't jusht yoosh tha bafroom. shoo have to buy shomthin, too. I didn't want anything, but reeeeally had to pee, so..

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 01-04-04, 6:27 pm

I told that teenager to "Fuck Off and try to keep me from usin the toilet! My pal Grape Ape here will kick your ass!" To which.......