[Quiz] Are you trailer trash?

[CinnamonGirl]

Are you trailer trash? Take this quiz and find out...

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1. Do you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids?

Yes

No

Sometimes


2. Does the Kelly Blue Book value on your truck go up and down, depending on how much gas is in it?

Yes

No

Who is Kelly Blue Book?


3. Do you ever have to go outside to get something from the fridge?

Yes

No

Not anymore


4. Do you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard?

Yes

No


5. Have you ever lit a match in the bathroom and your trailer exploded right off its wheels?

Yes

No

Once, but I can explain.


6. Did you have to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures?

Yes

No


7. Has your wife's hairdo ever been ruined by a ceiling fan?

Yes

No


8. Has your front porch ever collapsed, killing all of your dogs?

Yes

No


9. Does the Halloween pumpkin on your porch have more teeth than your
spouse?

Yes

No

That depends on how many teeth the pumpkin has.


10. Do you ever wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean?

Yes

No


11. Has your property ever been mistaken for a recycling center?

Yes

No

No, but sometimes people stop by thinking that I'm having a yard sale.


12. Do you think a "subdivision" is part of a math problem?

Yes

No


13. Do you have a working T.V. sitting on top of a non-working T.V.?

Yes

No

Not anymore


14. If a tornado hit your neighborhood, would it do $100,000 worth of
improvements?

Yes

No


15. Has the Salvation Army ever declined your mattress?

Yes

No

Why would I give them my mattress?


16. Do you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table?

Yes

No

Not when we have company.


17. Do you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on
the side?

Yes

No


18. Have you ever asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?"

Yes

No

Just once


19. Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap?

Yes

No


20. Does it matter what type of material you use to "skirt" your trailer?

Yes

No

[Merideth]

17. Do you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on  
the side?

  Yes

  No

wait...... doesn't everybody?????????

[.:VerTiGo:.]

The "Cool Whip" containers ~~>LMAO... THATS the one that EVERYBODY 's gramma has... don't lie!!

19. Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap?  

Yes  

No  

My dad HAS done that...

13. Do you have a working T.V. sitting on top of a non-working T.V.?  

Yes  

No  

Not anymore

Swear to God, my other gramma used to have a smaller TV sitting on the console TV- the console (thats a floor model.. ) picture tube had gone out, but the sound still worked... Ultimate surround sound, girl..

Those are pretty funny..

[CinnamonGirl]

How is it that no one commented on the first one?

It was truly my personal favorite.

1. Do you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids?

Yes

No

Sometimes

[.:VerTiGo:.]

Did not notice it was HER kids.. my bad!

[CinnamonGirl]

That one was royal!

[.:VerTiGo:.]

7. Has your wife's hairdo ever been ruined by a ceiling fan?  

Yes  

No  

Does gramma's hair count?

[CinnamonGirl]

I believe that would be allowed and counted as a yes.

[.:VerTiGo:.]

damn.

[CinnamonGirl]

It's all about family V!

[Sholix]

I only had one "yes" answer.
All the rest were no or DNA

Sooooooo... Am I trailer trash or not?

[CinnamonGirl]

Nah....you are ok.

[Merideth]

I only had one "yes" answer.
All the rest were no or DNA

Sooooooo... Am I trailer trash or not?  :?

depends on which one you said yes too.

[CinnamonGirl]

I only had one "yes" answer.
All the rest were no or DNA

Sooooooo... Am I trailer trash or not?  :?

depends on which one you said yes too.

LOL...ya know....I didn't even think of that......so YES, it kinda does depend.

[Danny1810]

0 for me