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.. a semi naked couple fondling each other, so I...
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I interrupted them and asked if they had any papers they could spare to which one of them......
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..whipped out..
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something I was not expecting and was not personally familiar with but it was a large.......
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vagina shaped slab o' skin. ( :dunno: ) Turning awfully red, the poor guy shoved it back into his jacket pocket and proceeded to take out...
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vagina shaped slab o' skin. ( :dunno: ) Turning awfully red, the poor guy shoved it back into his jacket pocket and proceeded to take out...
Once again V...you make me pittle in my panties. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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nail clippers and offered them to me....I was confused by what was going on so I.....
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:oops: Aw shux.. :lol:


took the nail clippers from him, and asked again for a paper. HE didn't seem THAT distracted, however, the female he was with...
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appeared to not only be enjoying the sexual activity but what looked like a plate of BBQ ribs......I asked why she was eating ribs at such an odd time and she said,...................
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"Girl!! Donchoo know how goood dees ribs is?"
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to which i said......
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"Hell ya, biotch, gimme some!" And then...
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she threw a big plate of ribs in my direction and then....
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I caught on of them in my teeth....tasted it and said....
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"OH GOOD LORD!!!! These aren't ribs... they are........
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immation dog treat ribs! I was so pissed at that bitch for trickin me that I....
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