The Longest Story :D

MsManson · Post by **MsManson** » 09-03-04, 1:23 am

sniffed the garden bed not three metres to the right hand side of where I was digging. He stopped and started digging frenziedly untill.....

Post by **Sholix** » 09-03-04, 7:59 pm

suddenly he must have come to something solid because I heard his huge paws scratching on something there in the dirt.

I quickly checked my BOOTY BAG (

) for something else I could use to distract him with...

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 10-03-04, 3:21 pm

Finding only a small stash of marijuana (mine?

) I decided to keep it for later. Instead of deterring the creature, I wondered what would happen if I simply ran straight for him. It worked, he...

MsManson · Post by **MsManson** » 10-03-04, 3:33 pm

...rolled playfully onto his back exposing his belly for a good scratch! And scratch and tickle I did, untill he snapped at my pocket, tearing it off and taking with him my precious last bit of stash! I gave chase for the theiving little shit.....

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 10-03-04, 7:35 pm

and decided that I had better act quick before he ate my last bit.....so I made a diving tackle, yelling, "hey you fucker!" and bit him on his hind leg to which he....

MsManson · Post by **MsManson** » 11-03-04, 1:49 pm

swallowed the lot, bag and all, leaving me furious and with fleas and dog hair in my mouth..

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 11-03-04, 4:01 pm

so after vomiting and losing my last precious bag of weed, I kicked that damn dog and.....

Post by **Sholix** » 12-03-04, 4:39 pm

started off back toward the mansion. (I figured the Gyne had to be finished with his exam by now.)

Upon reaching the door which I'd left open in my haste to leave, I found...

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 26-03-04, 3:32 pm

a bunch of bananas on the floor and wondered where they came from....

Post by **T-Boyd** » 30-03-04, 11:35 pm

Knowing that I would probably fall when stepping on them, I knelt down and...

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 31-03-04, 2:14 pm

picked one up...since I had nothing more to smoke because of that damn dog....I decided to smoke some banana peels but first I had to............

Post by **T-Boyd** » 31-03-04, 2:18 pm

Find me some papers.....I looked in my wallet - NONE! So I look across the street and I see....

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 31-03-04, 2:21 pm

a smoke shop but it doesn't appear to be open, but I really need those papers so................

Post by **v0id** » 31-03-04, 2:26 pm

..I walk into the public toilet, to snag some toilet roll, but all I see is USED, so I....

Post by **CinnamonGirl** » 31-03-04, 2:33 pm

broke into a nearby supply closet and found....