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then realized what time it was, so instead of chasing (and choking) the chicken, I left the spooky building for my appointment with..
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don carleone, the mob boss. he had invited me over for a pizza and a gunfight. i couldnt resist. or refuse.

pulling up i ...
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hopped outta my VW Beetle and grabbed the bottle of vino from the back seat.
I skipped around to the gangway and headed for the backyard...
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all of a sudden, a huge Doberman was heading my way. Bearing his teeth and growling from the depths of his being, all I could do was stop. Miraculously, the dog also stopped. Then...
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.....turned around and started to lick himself. I slowley edged away until.....
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a cat hissed from behind me.
This again brought the huge beasts attention my way, so I reached into my fany pack and...
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*giggles...fanny*

and pulled out a can of mace. To my dismay (again) the can was empty, soo..
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<span style='color:darkred'>*Rats! :? I knew I shoulda said Booty Bag*</span> :) Thanks V.


I grabbed the half finished Whopper I'd saved for my dinner and after waving it under his nose, I threw it as far away from me as I could...
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The Doberman ran towards the half finished whopper, which landed in the other side of the backyard, that gave me enough time to get to don carleone's back door. When I reached His back door, I...
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...heard loud screams coming from inside, I hesitated before slightly knocking on the door. I waited a good 10 minutes before the handle turned, and then....
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peeked inside to see the strangest sexual position I had ever witnessed. Unlike I had originally thought, Mr. Coreleon was NOT killing her, but instead...
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he was a male gynecologist as well. he was showing her how to give birth.
i decided to wait outside.

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the dog had finished his Whopper and was napping, so I decided to take a stroll through the yard in search of..
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gold.
it was that time of year.
i was broke.

so i pulled out my shovel and ...
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started digging random holes in the immaculate front lawn.
Now the "beast" had awakened a while ago and was watching me dig these holes, when suddenly he abruptly stood and began to growl.

I stopped digging to watch him as he...
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