The Longest Story :D

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 05-03-04, 3:37 pm

then realized what time it was, so instead of chasing (and choking) the chicken, I left the spooky building for my appointment with..

C-Dub · Post by **C-Dub** » 05-03-04, 4:26 pm

don carleone, the mob boss. he had invited me over for a pizza and a gunfight. i couldnt resist. or refuse.

pulling up i ...

Post by **Sholix** » 05-03-04, 4:50 pm

hopped outta my VW Beetle and grabbed the bottle of vino from the back seat.
I skipped around to the gangway and headed for the backyard...

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 06-03-04, 8:56 pm

all of a sudden, a huge Doberman was heading my way. Bearing his teeth and growling from the depths of his being, all I could do was stop. Miraculously, the dog also stopped. Then...

Post by **v0id** » 06-03-04, 9:07 pm

.....turned around and started to lick himself. I slowley edged away until.....

Post by **Sholix** » 06-03-04, 11:37 pm

a cat hissed from behind me.
This again brought the huge beasts attention my way, so I reached into my fany pack and...

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 07-03-04, 3:07 pm

*giggles...fanny*

and pulled out a can of mace. To my dismay (again) the can was empty, soo..

Post by **Sholix** » 07-03-04, 4:19 pm

<span style='color:darkred'>*Rats!

I knew I shoulda said Booty Bag*</span>

Thanks V.

I grabbed the half finished Whopper I'd saved for my dinner and after waving it under his nose, I threw it as far away from me as I could...

comet_wolf · Post by **comet_wolf** » 08-03-04, 10:34 am

The Doberman ran towards the half finished whopper, which landed in the other side of the backyard, that gave me enough time to get to don carleone's back door. When I reached His back door, I...

Post by **v0id** » 08-03-04, 11:41 am

...heard loud screams coming from inside, I hesitated before slightly knocking on the door. I waited a good 10 minutes before the handle turned, and then....

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 08-03-04, 2:53 pm

peeked inside to see the strangest sexual position I had ever witnessed. Unlike I had originally thought, Mr. Coreleon was NOT killing her, but instead...

C-Dub · Post by **C-Dub** » 08-03-04, 3:10 pm

he was a male gynecologist as well. he was showing her how to give birth.
i decided to wait outside.

in the meantime ...

.:VerTiGo:. · Post by **.:VerTiGo:.** » 08-03-04, 3:36 pm

the dog had finished his Whopper and was napping, so I decided to take a stroll through the yard in search of..

C-Dub · Post by **C-Dub** » 08-03-04, 6:23 pm

gold.
it was that time of year.
i was broke.

so i pulled out my shovel and ...

Post by **Sholix** » 08-03-04, 9:47 pm

started digging random holes in the immaculate front lawn.
Now the "beast" had awakened a while ago and was watching me dig these holes, when suddenly he abruptly stood and began to growl.

I stopped digging to watch him as he...