Rules for the World Cup!

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Rules for the World Cup!

Post by v0id » 22-06-06, 1:14 am

LIST OF RULES FOR WOMEN DURING THE WORLD CUP


1/ From 9th June to 9th July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.


2/ During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).


3/ If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.


4/ During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor... it wont happen.


5/ It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.



6/ Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, its only a gameâ€ÂÂÂÂÂ
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Post by [^_^x] » 22-06-06, 9:10 pm

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Post by Sholix » 07-07-06, 1:52 am

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Who says we have to understand the rules to appreciate a bunch of hunky guys running around for an hour and a half +, sweaty, muscles rippling... and in in shorts ferchrisake!


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