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the NEXT survivor series

Post by C-Dub » 21-11-03, 1:57 pm

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THE
NEXT
SURVIVOR
SERIES
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Six married men

will be dropped

on an island

with

1 car

and

4 kids

each,

for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports
and either
takes
music or
dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must
take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
etc.
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The men only have
access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and ...







there is NO REMOTE

*****


The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.


*****




They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and
one marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.







*****
The last man wins


only if...







he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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... i'm first to get voted off! :D
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Post by .:VerTiGo:. » 21-11-03, 2:06 pm

:shock:
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Post by C-Dub » 21-11-03, 2:08 pm

i'd be out in a heartbeat ... that minivan better have 400hp :D
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Post by .:VerTiGo:. » 21-11-03, 2:09 pm

Right.. LOL!!

I can you w/4 kids.. and no TV.. :rofl:

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Post by C-Dub » 21-11-03, 2:12 pm

4 is just too many ... i dont have a farm to tend to ...
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Post by .:VerTiGo:. » 21-11-03, 2:17 pm

:shock:

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Post by C-Dub » 21-11-03, 2:23 pm

:rofl:
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Post by Peace~Angel » 22-11-03, 10:29 pm

i love it :lol: now if only we could make it come true!!!

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Post by Danny1810 » 23-11-03, 1:10 pm

eek 4 kids Image
Penfold, Shush

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