Death By Alcohol

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A woman in Lake Jackson, Texas was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide for allegedly killing her husband... with a sherry enema. Pumping him full of two large bottles of sherry caused his blood alcohol level to skyrocket to .47 percent.
Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.
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Post by T-Boyd »

No thanks. I'll get drunk the traditional way.

And, um, ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by Bluahh »

Dumbass. That side's for exit only.
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yeah...but there are alot of freaks out there.....**ignore all the freakiness of me**
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Its wasteing good booze is what s crazy. That and having a tube shoved up your ass
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Just goes to show you..nature takes care of the idiots.
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Hope they used the cooking sherry!
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I don't even want to think that they recycled the Sherry :puke:
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He'd have thrown it up if she'd put it down his throat.
This way he absorbs more, and faster, coz he keeps it "down" so to speak. :?
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yuch, that whole thing is disgusting
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:badgrin: i think it's funny...stupid twisted dickheads!!!!
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Post by Jean Pool »

and once again the term "poo juice" enters the mind.
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I was waiting for someone to bring that up.....


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Post by Jean Pool »

oh my god it's raining like shit out there!
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:badgrin:  i think it's funny...stupid twisted dickheads!!!!
people doing stuff like that deserve what happens to them. BTW:love your avatar! ;)
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