What is your favorite tardy excuse for school or work?

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What is your favorite tardy excuse for school or work?

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I like to get a note for the teacher and say my son had diarrhea and then dribble coffee here and there on the note to simulate poo juice.
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AAACK!! There's that word "poo juice" again! :faint:

I usually can't find my keys.. or my alarm didn't go off... or there was a wreck- which doesn't work well now that I live less than a mile from the hotel.. :roll:
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couldnt find a parking spot ... used by me and the 15 other people behind me ... its a very popular excuse this semester ... seeing as if u dont pick up someone walking to their car u wont get a spot
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hehe I would use that as an excuse but we get assigned ones. (C-Dub's one)
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Overslept...which isn't an excuse, but reality.
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Heres one excuse I've used for not arriving at work until lunchtime (13:30)


"...I only left the office 12 hours ago"
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Post by Lynne »

Late: I couldn't get into my locker or so-and-so teacher was discussing so-and-so with me and held me up.

To get out of class: I'm not feeling well, I have a guidance appointment, or so-and-so teacher asked me to do so-and-so during this period.
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Post by CinnamonGirl »

AAACK!! There's that word "poo juice" again! :faint:
I fear that we will be forever haunted by the poo juice. *sigh*


Let's see......trains were fucked up, subway was fucked up, somebody fucked up on the train or subway hence causing a delay. :evil:

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Well, I AM in the process of teaching the cat how to disable the alarm clock.....

Can I blame him?
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Post by Jean Pool »

There was a power outage and my alarm didn't go off. Plus all the clocks were beeping so I had no idea what time it was.
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