.:VerTiGo:. wrote:1700 posts since I was here last... nice.

Only 1700 I had 14000 and change

Deaf Porn

even if it was-you cant have it-I spent it

About a week or so ago I bought a lawnmower blade at Lowes and found out that it would not fit, I took my time taking it back. We decided to take it back today. So we went to Lowes and Corliss stayed in the car and I got my money back. When I get back in the car-she says, "We can't leave yet, I...

welllllll I suppose we should forgive ya-this time, but for gosh darn sake, do not let it happen again!

Who says Valentines is for lovers only- Love your friends, I know I do!

I do not want to go to class either-its only one class but I dont wanna go

hamburger helper

Ice Age made me cry (a couple of times)

Madagascar is stuck in my head

I like to move move move it
They like to move move move



damn song is stuck in my head

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her ...

I'd take the rusty nail thing then go to the doctor for antibiotics.

Sleep and have sex with George Bush SR. on national Television or go on the Amazing race naked thru the whole show (you don't win money"

left over hamburger helper

yes there are a couple within 40 miles or so of where we live.

We went to the drive in last year (last weekend open they have 4 or 5 movies) and I took Kid and da boys, I dont remember the first movie which they stayed awake for and don't remember the 2nd movie when they fell asleep and slept thru the whole thing. When Emily Rose started they were both passed o...

I could do a couple I heard on the King of Queens, but I will save them for when it is my turn.