Aye yie yie....where me be? Zee last zing me member wuz a tyfune es mucho mucho Jose Cuervo.

My faborite is Feliz Navidad, of course!

Me like-a dah way it make me go boom-boom!

I do not do dah fwuit.

Unless it makes me shakey-shakey!!

Me like-a do playa da games!!

When me win, me shakey-shakey!!

Me like-a da Cuba! Lub me some salsa

I always use bongo drums.

My Babalu will bring the menses to tears.

Magnolia:

You want to be productive and feel useful, and enjoy helping solve problems. You like to be busy and not waste time. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You are a hard worker when you make up your mind to do a job. You can handle details well ...

Me play too!!

Playing da mambo!!

Norton has an online byrus check-a.

So do Mcafee.

Dere are fweebies at Download.com.

Me need-a da translator.

Me alreddy know.
Me a hula hoop.
Dat way, me can shakey-shakey!!

Me no have-a da telebision.

Too busy doing da cha~cha!!

Wormy-worm make-a me squirmy-squirm.

De Habana Ceegar and Pinata company.....

We roll 'em, we stuff 'em

Sorry, me leetle gringo.

Me stuff special pinata por you.